I'm hoping that the losers get dunked into an extra-large baptismal font filled with Double Dare slime.

Das wagen phone ist ein nuisance phone!

Das wagen phone ist ein nuisance phone!

That $115.66 is making me laugh harder than anything I've read in a while.  How in the hell do you get that price, it's both obscenely high and oddly specific.  I'm going to assume that whoever is selling it acquired the book when it was hurled at him by a drunken Eszterhas and that's how much it cost to get the…

That $115.66 is making me laugh harder than anything I've read in a while.  How in the hell do you get that price, it's both obscenely high and oddly specific.  I'm going to assume that whoever is selling it acquired the book when it was hurled at him by a drunken Eszterhas and that's how much it cost to get the…

Were you at Edna's birthday party?  I seem to remember a man who claimed he could leap tall buildings.  Unfortunately none of us knew he meant off. 

Were you at Edna's birthday party?  I seem to remember a man who claimed he could leap tall buildings.  Unfortunately none of us knew he meant off. 

I've seen the version with Gary Oldman and Tim Roth.  If I could ever do Hamlet I'd flip a coin at "To be or not to be" then have it land on its side.

I've seen the version with Gary Oldman and Tim Roth.  If I could ever do Hamlet I'd flip a coin at "To be or not to be" then have it land on its side.

If anybody likes Shakespeare and has Netflix I'd recommend watching "Playing Shakespeare" (1982).  John Barton, a director for the Royal Shakespeare Company, discusses several problems in performing Shakespeare using performers (including Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Ben Kingsley, and Judi Dench)  for examples. …

If anybody likes Shakespeare and has Netflix I'd recommend watching "Playing Shakespeare" (1982).  John Barton, a director for the Royal Shakespeare Company, discusses several problems in performing Shakespeare using performers (including Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Ben Kingsley, and Judi Dench)  for examples. …

The name's more aspirational than a reflection of reality. 

The name's more aspirational than a reflection of reality. 

Read Pynchon if you already haven't, then take a fucking breath.  People already know this.

Read Pynchon if you already haven't, then take a fucking breath.  People already know this.

I'm coming down!

I'm coming down!

That's what we call pillow talk baby!

That's what we call pillow talk baby!

We will break your legs because of course we will.