To tame a Langsuyar, cut her hair and nails short, then stuff the hair into the hole in the back of her neck and never allow her to dance.

In Soviet Russia, Dawes thing doesn't get you.

Re: Xena

Just from "Harvest," the title track, "Out on the Weekend," "Old Man," and "The Needle and the Damage Done" would all have been better choices.

I was pretty impressed by Miley on that song as well, and had the same thought concerning her knowledge of French Symbolist poets.

Carpe canem?

Mick's suit in that video is jaw-dropping. It's like he just graduated from clown college.

Exactly. "That guy" is Thomas Mitchell, and he's fucking amazing.

Sturges made at least 5 masterpieces in less than 10 years, with 10 years of writing credits preceding that run. In over 20 years, Crowe has produced 1 universally (more or less) beloved film, 1 highly acclaimed film that many (including myself) feel is overrated, and 5 films that are mediocre or worse (excluding…

Can we all agree that Cameron Crowe is overrated now?

Now I know I'm old because I have no idea what you just said…

I watched the first episode, but I couldn't get into it. Robert Sheehan had a special knack for delivering the most outrageous lines without making you hate him - no matter how big of an asshole he was. The new guy just couldn't pull it off. I was hoping the writers would make Sheehan's departure an opportunity to…

You know, I've been following this site for years, but can someone remind what exactly Modell DOES. Every once in a while I see him pop up in something, and I remember that he's a person who works for the AV Club in some capacity, but outside of awkwardly asking indie rockers embarrassingly inane questions about why…

Yes. I don't subscribe to any forms of broadcast TV these days, but those are the 3 holiday specials I've downloaded and watch every year.

I'll disagree, simply because "Torn & Frayed" is one of my all-time favorite songs, and one that is utterly underrated and overlooked.

I'm working on a fan fiction called "Orgy on the Island of Misfit Toys".

Unfortunately, the fact that Loesser's next attempt at an Xmas song was titled "You're Getting Cum Up Your Ass For Christmas This Year Whether You Like It Or Not, Bitch" seriously weakens your argument.

Does it count as a sex addiction if you can't get anyone else to participate?

Hey, I'm a 42 year old man, and my vibrator is named "Richie," too!

Why not smile?