This is the most offended I've been at a film since the second LOTR made that inappropriate 9/11 reference.

RIP. I will never forget that if you drop a "diamond" on the ground and it shatters, it's fake. And apparently, no one born in San Francisco will ever refer to the city as "'frisco".

RIP. I will never forget that if you drop a "diamond" on the ground and it shatters, it's fake. And apparently, no one born in San Francisco will ever refer to the city as "'frisco".

I think the closest equivalent to a surname for a royal is the dynastic name. So she should be referred to as Habsburg-Lothringen, which would clearly solve everything.

I think the closest equivalent to a surname for a royal is the dynastic name. So she should be referred to as Habsburg-Lothringen, which would clearly solve everything.

I guess one of the few similarities between Hitler and Ray Charles is that they're both much better artists than Ricky Gervais.

I guess one of the few similarities between Hitler and Ray Charles is that they're both much better artists than Ricky Gervais.

I got two of my tabs mixed up and thought that was the unearthed corpse of Ayn Rand.

I got two of my tabs mixed up and thought that was the unearthed corpse of Ayn Rand.

GET SOME FUCKING NUUUUTS

GET SOME FUCKING NUUUUTS

EA owns the rights to the Alpha Centauri name, so Firaxis would have to either somehow convince EA to sell them back or make a "spiritual successor." I doubt EA would be willing to give up the rights to anything, so I'm looking forward to Sid Meier's Tau Ceti.

EA owns the rights to the Alpha Centauri name, so Firaxis would have to either somehow convince EA to sell them back or make a "spiritual successor." I doubt EA would be willing to give up the rights to anything, so I'm looking forward to Sid Meier's Tau Ceti.

Chris Hemsworth: the good Sam Worthington.

Chris Hemsworth: the good Sam Worthington.

Jesse Eisenberg as guy often mistaken for Darkseid.

Jesse Eisenberg as guy often mistaken for Darkseid.

The problem is that good shows don't really appeal to the CW's target demographic.

The problem is that good shows don't really appeal to the CW's target demographic.

I`m still waiting for AVC to report on Michael McKean`s car crash so I can officially know about it.