I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except that you happen to be insane.

I'm sorry, friend, but Subway has already laid claim to the hearts and minds of Greendale.

I'm sorry, friend, but Subway has already laid claim to the hearts and minds of Greendale.

Anyone else wait-listed for the Pre-Men-Post-Fem-Ex-Mark? This is two semesters in a row.

Anyone else wait-listed for the Pre-Men-Post-Fem-Ex-Mark? This is two semesters in a row.

I wanted to stand next to you for a moment. It was worth it.

I wanted to stand next to you for a moment. It was worth it.

So glad I'm allowed to "like" again.

So glad I'm allowed to "like" again.

I object to Britta, Annie and Shirley being referred to as donuts, or any other  non-fresh unhealthy food like that found anywhere outside Subway.

I object to Britta, Annie and Shirley being referred to as donuts, or any other  non-fresh unhealthy food like that found anywhere outside Subway.

Right?

Right?

Hey guys,

Hey guys,

Eat these tater tots, Eric. For what it's worth, I think you may see more than all of us.

I liked your joke, and "liked" your joke.

Just a bit of a ratings kerfuffle.

This episode was like crawling through a hug.

That hurts.