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Who's Woody Guthrie?

I had the idea of a sitcom where a young guy moves into an old folks home when I was about fourteen. I can't believe they fucked up my idea.

It's a very average sitcom. I'll never understand why some people like it so much.

I'll always remember 2011 as the year I discovered the glory that is Nightcore.

Sims, I used to think you were just trying to do your job, but now I think you're actively trying to piss people off.

Or how about something exciting but secular, like inverse diarrhea or a tanning bed malfunction?

What a blast from the past! Let me explain something to you: saying something again in a less fawning way doesn't change the implications of the original statement. If someone said Kanye's new single was the best song ever, it could be "loosely translated" as "it was better than Hey Soul Sister".

Look like 181 people are stupid hoes lol. Like this if you think Nicki Minaj is better than Justin Beiber!!!!!!

Jurassic Park and cyborg hands are fucking awesome. You guys are out of touch.

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As opposed to a totally normal sex toy for someone with a plushie fetish?

Shit, that punk's got a beam rifle! Shoot to kill boys!

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I'd be very interested in that box.  The magazines will most likely dry out just fine.

I remember getting one in a Happy Meal once, but was bummed out when I realized it was just a hunk of plastic with wheels, not a actual skateboard shrunken down to finger size.

I hear they turn you into a human Sing-A-Ma-Jig.

And if you think that's bad, wait until you hear how the men are treated.

I initially read that as "Grammy", which makes even more sense if you think about it.