The Mary Celeste mystery!

"Biastioc". He took his name from one of the capchas unregistered users had to fill out.

"-when he tells her 'guys like me are born loving women like you,' it’s with gloriously complicated ruefulness and self-mockery."

Oh please. If I said someone unpopular around here, like Ayn Rand or Whitney Cummings, was untalented and annoying in a very crude and blunt way, no one would bat an eye. I said something negative about someone popular and got called a troll and an ass. This has everything to do with what I said and nothing to do with…

I watched Patton Oswald's standup and I didn't like it because I thought it pandering and lowbrow. Patton Oswald is to hipsters what Larry the Cable Guy is to rednecks.

I was with you until the last sentence.

He's basically Blade.

It's probably the most clever thing I've ever posted here. You just wish you had thought of it.

I like the cut of your jib Bruiser, except I don't really give a flying fuck if someone calls me a troll.

If the A. V. Club did stuff like that, this place would be a lot more interesting.

Well, I am pretty great, so I can see how some people might read what I say and automatically assume it's objectively true.

No, thank you for your productive comment.

That was great. The A. V. Club should devote an entire column to shitty micro-budget flicks. I would read the hell out of that.

"All the animals come out on New Years Eve - Kutcher, Efron, Heigl, Bon Jovi, Seacrest, Duhamel, Common, sick, venal. Someday a real ball will drop and roll all this scum off the streets."

I can't believe this is still on.

Posting a controversial opinion isn't always trolling. Don't be so quick to assume the worst in others.

Looks gay.

But not in the way you think! (He get's killed trying to rescue Zac Efron's underage prostitute from his pimp. Then there's a dream sequence and then the movie ends.)

Well, it's a pretty compelling plot device.

Patton Oswald is neither a convincing actor nor a funny comic. I wish he'd go away and that the A. V. Club would stop heaping praise upon his questionable talents.