And it gives you hot, spicy, explosive diarrhea.

That never stopped me.

In theory, yes, but in practice, movies and books that have titles that are one vague noun or pronoun are horror. It, Them, The Thing, The Unnameable.

I'd say the biggest problem is that the title is bland as fuck. A movie called "The Big Year" could be about just about anything.

So what's the twist?

That dude sounds awesome. You're probably just madly jealous.

I think you seriously overestimate Anonymous.

"…fangs and tentacles…"

I agree completely.

I intensely look forward to seeing him portray a washed-up comic actor who starred in the "Fat Dad" films.There's no way that won't be great.

All things considered, this is probably the best possible review this could have gotten.

He's since been demoted to minor Slavic god.

Those kids were probably just green-screened in there.

You're doing it wrong.

"Only Peter Sarsgaard as the science-nerd villain appears to be having any fun…"

Forte's movies failed so badly, I don't think it's just a matter of him not being leading man material or whatever. I think people's aversion to him is something more primal, like the way turtles just instinctively know how to circumnavigate the globe to get to their nesting grounds.

Dawes can eat my white-hot all-American cock!!! I HATE THEM AND SO WILL YOU

WHERES FIREFLY?! FUCK YOU!!!!!

THIS NEWS MAKES ME SO UNHAPPY!!!!!!!!!!

We did a white version of The Wiz for the big musical my sophomore year in high school.