Well, aren't all devices improvised to one extent or another?

I know you're making a joke, but don't fuck around with those guys at Julliard. Their theatre department is even more powerful than the football team.

Where is it anyway?

"Hey, check this out sonny! It's called a "flash mob". Have you ever heard of those before?"

I never liked how that picture never got cropped like all the other pictures. While it may be true that Charlie Sheen is no ordinary man, it offends my OCD.

Sharly Cheen, Outdated Meme

Who cares? It's not like the customers are going to get infected. Besides, who watches professional porn anyway?

Yeah, I bet you do.

Not in the refugee camps along the Uganda/Sudan border!

This Inventory fucking sucks.

The A. V. Club has been funneling money from the infamous Dawes slush fund to the PTC so O'Neal has something to write about on slow days. Don't tell anyone I told you though.

Clarification: I meant this as rebuttal to OP's point about Christians having killed people for centuries. And even if you don't count the Holocaust, the Killing Fields, Gulags, Holomodor and Great Leap, among other things, killed tens of millions of people.

Baron Von Marlon, thank you for the book recommendation. Religion's role in society is a big interest of mine and I'm always interested in seeing new perspectives.

I too appreciate your perspective on this Juanito, but I'm skeptical of atheism's claims to make the world a better place. Ditching religion didn't make people better off in North Korea, Russia, Cambodia or Cuba; things just got worse for the common man and political leaders got more or less deified.

I bet it's nice feeling superior to 97% of the Earth's population because you've grasped the truth and joined the elite 3% that isn't stupid.

Atheists and secularists have killed a lot more people in the last 100 years than Christians have. I still don't believe in God, but deluding yourself into thinking religion is evil and idiotic is just ignorant orthodoxy.

They're all online saying anyone who's a Christian is retarded. They have special keyboards.

That's mostly true, but it's easy to lose perspective on internet message boards such as this one where it's much more common to see atheist dickheads saying it's okay to hate Christians because Christians are immoral and stupid than visa versa.

Why would a Christian yell "ALLAHUAKBAR!"?

There is a Christian Indie genre. It just gets ignored my mainstream liberal critics. You could make a case that that's due to the liberal vs. conservative dynamic, but I personally think it's because Christian cinema doesn't begin to approach the quality of craft that's in indie films. I've seen a handful of…