Also, as good as Van Cleef and Eastwood's duel is, the best in the movie is where El Indio duels the gringo who helped send him to jail. One of the best introductions of any movie villain ever.

Hey, I just watched this a couple days ago! Great fucking movie, though I'm not sure if it's my favorite Eastwood/Leone flick.

I gave a child CancerAids.

China IL premiers in a couple weeks. Hopefully, that will be incredibly great.

Don't be so naive Archmage. "Trying to take over the world" is slang for homosexual sodomy.

It seems I've made a serious error.

When I played ball, I always entered to the strains of "My First Kiss" by 3OH3 ft. Ke$ha.

Dawes. Also, first.

I never said they didn't. But they were doing it at a much slower pace.

Colonization was pretty ugly, but in the long run the exportation of European science and philosophy to primitive cultures across the globe definitely justifies the white man's empire building.

Are you a wizard?

I despise any woman who would presume to try and entertain me with her weak, female sense of humor.

On what, dear Binky?

She's no Rick Ross, that's for certain.

Thanks, but once you know me a lot, I go back to terrifying.

Looks like I rolled…

First.

"Put. The Fudgesicle. Back. In the box."

Us? Are you a machine gun-wielding lady in a sexy outfit?

Is there prolapse porn out there?