"You're a nail."

COMMUNITY HAS MANY QUALITIES, BUT ULTIMATELY I BELIEVE IT TO A OFFICE-KNOCKOFF FOR HIPSTERS!

"Giuntoli and Mitchell become the wisecracking stars of Law & Order: Supernatural Victims Unit. "

Afghamistam confirmed for good literary taste.

Blah blah blah. The only show worth watching this fall will be China IL.

Please stop.

I would watch that.

Even the Screen Actors Guild?

Regarding the Seymour Skinner plot, was continuity ever expected to be kept on the Simpsons?

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Well, I guess programmer pussies are real after all. I'm talking with one online right now!

Well played Grenade. You best start sleeping with one eye open.

The twist at the end is that the sound stage was built over an Indian burial ground.

That was awesome. It really helps that the hectorer had an annoying voice.

fastandsloppy, aren't you a programer?

Wasn't Ross Jewish?

I was on the big C last night if you catch my drift.

Most newspaper comics suck, but that's also true for web comics. Interestingly, they suck for completely different reasons: a dying demographic vs. lack of editing.

I am also a Sally Forth apologist. It's not that good, but it's considerably better than 95% of the shit out there.

I can't help but feel this is somehow my fault.