Välkommen!

I'm surprised I didn't see more comments in the vein of "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD".

I have an uncanny ability of remembering peoples age.

Hives have done tons of touring though through the years.

He and Will Smith should do a song together, describing the feeling of turning down roles simply because they are not big enough.

O'Neal is on vacation this week.

And I who was convinced that the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs album cover was going to be the most hideous thing I would ever see on the AV Club.

I'm more concerned about The Rembrandts.

I don't love the guy, but saying he sucks is kind of narrow-minded considering, if nothing else, his versatility.

Well, you know, that's the difference between simple cash-grabs and movies made by filmmakers who believes that there's an art to comedy.

Like if you listen to the main theme of The Running Man in 2013!

Champions League!

Thanks! Suede boots sure are comfortable but maybe almost too impractical since they are so sensitive.

The Good: I got a really earnest compliment for the shoes I was wearing today.

I like to think of it as an editorial.

And now he'll always be the commentariats Ronaldo to @avclub-8170ab9471118b9c23eedcecd90f58a1:disqus's Messi.

I saw them live after they "blew up" (place wasn't exactly packed) and it probably stands as the worst concert I've been to. They, or at least the main singer, were overly intoxicated and it went from bad to worse for the full duration of the set (20-25 minutes).

Well, there's a twist: there is no twist.

Hah, the changes in House of the Dead 2 were soleIy because of Germany.

I would be happy with just "Robot Bukkake". It's oxymoronic, provocative, gross, etc.