He's busy getting that sweet Vanity Smurf cash.

What's up with that?

[tumbleweed stays at home, opting not to go to the movies this weekend]

I wish John Oliver was here to scorn you, bugle-style, for being a bad jew.

Speaking of Charlie Brooker, did anyone get around seeing A Touch of Cloth?

Eiko Ishioka, because she was robbed of an obituary here at the A.V. Club.

"Paul would've wanted it this way"

Well, there were a lot of other zoo animals which tried their luck in the fortune telling business around that time (including Petty, a pygmy hippo). However, they all seemed to lack the clairevoyance of mollusks and/or attraction to horizantal shapes.

I'm holding out on placing my bets until I hear from Paul the Octopus.

Yeah, OB4CL II was never going to top its predecessor but still turned out excellent, even without RZA filling the same role as before.

You should give your IT department a piece of your mind.

Oh, I was planning on seeing Seven Samurai for the first time this weekend but got sick and instead opted seeing something shorter which I had laying around (Haywire).

Is it a thing to have high heels with those kinds of soles? Never seen it before.

I think I'm in de-Nile to be honest.

What I liked most about that show:

6 midi-chlorians?

"I've lost more than 100 pounds units!"

The couples I know who are in their late twenties just keep accumulating booze while never really getting around to actually consuming it.

I bought The Kraken as a gift when visiting a friend the other weekend. Had a taste as well and man, it's dangerous. While I'm getting a bit too old for binge drinking I think it easily would've been a good choice for that kind of activity (strong vanilla tones without being overly sweet).

Could you somehow make a workable pun out of monster?