What?!? Did you miss the state Rep trying to cover up his affair with another state Rep by starting gay nightclub sex rumors *about himself* to deflect? Local news is hilarious. Fucking depressing, sure, but it's so absurdly bad you might as well enjoy it.

I remember Teal. Just before that, because elementary school me was ahead of the Pistons on the curve, I asked to paint my bedroom teal and purple. My parents wisely told me I could paint it exactly once so I had better be sure. After musing about teal (/purple), little SKMDB decided it was probably a stupid idea. …

Well, that and the drugs, sure.

Wet Hot American Summer dammit! He acted for one day, but it was pretty damn good.

I really liked it, although kind of in spite of itself. It was best when it stopped focusing on relationship drama and just focused on the crazy internal staff dynamics of a high pressure kitchen staff which… has anyone done that justice?

I wouldn't say impossible but you're gonna have to overcome a damn heavy burden.
My grandpa left betwixt WWI and WWII and died before I was born (my grandma was 20+ years his junior) for better work and such but he was a worker's rights advocate in Germany and most of his friends were dealt with in the early Nazi…

Oh snap.
Wayback link?

He said some things African Americay wasn't ready to bear.

It really is, if for nothing else but the consecrated chicken soup. That really stayed with me.

Damn straight Joey Jo my man.

Our aim is to develop the bottle within.

Come back, Zinc!

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!!!

Ah, son if a bitch, that's what I get for not scrolling down.

Holocaust didn't happen, yknow.
Eyup.

Money before people being the company motto, but looking more heroic in Latin = my favorite one off joke.
Until this week when Latin was used to make "we're not gonna find $50 to hire a cleaner you people do it" sound heroic and/or essential. Saw right through that crap.

"The Jews have had such a tumultuous history. And yet they were still able to give us this… The everything bagel. I love it. And the chosen people that created it!"

Sub Grounded for Newsradio.

He's salty, like a sea captain.

Aw, they did.