Or that rewrites reviews when they belatedly realize they fucked up (cough, aeroplaneoverthesea, cough).

No.

Do you just have a Trapper Keeper of epilogue ideas, or..

The mediation was spot on.

Oh ffs, Lindsay didn't know.

The security guards and some teachers at my high school didn't speak or understand Arabic or Chaldean (by far dominant 2nd languages). except for swear words and phrases. Good times.

Wow, my pop culture memory is effing fading. I meant to say "awkwardly claps", apparently. Damn, yo.

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May I see it?

"anything else?"
"No, just the crows and the meat."

I worked at a summer camp that had surprisingly good meat alternatives, in comparison for sure. We had several girls claim to be vegetarian partly through their visit and since food was ordered in advance we had to tell them no dice.

Turkey can never beat cow, Chris.

You shut your whore mouth.

This I agree with. It doesn't come up that often, but it's always irritating when it does.

I think the SO would actually get mildly pissed if I DID take his. But I totally would, because I crave the internet and life anonymity that my rare and random German name doesn't allow. Also I'm sick of spelling it (3 times today to rent a damn car. Yes, it's 8 letters long with one vowel. It's German.)

My Mom was always crazy paranoid about us giving out her maiden name for security reasons. Even though she had 3 brothers and we have cousins with it, logically speaking it would've been safer for us all to take her name as my current last name is pretty goddamn rare. My first name was the most popular the year I…

There was a New Yorker profile that got me pretty geeked.

I've actually done exactly that at many a bonfire. Over a dozen easily. Girl Scout cred, bitches.

High fivin a million angels

Stupid TV, be more funny!