She also says "Pablo Neruda says 'laughter is the language of the soul'" in the same episode. Which is my favorite episode.

Anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there.

Preach it!
(I also work weekdays, but there's enough to keep me occupied)

This has been discussed here, and pretty recently - but Polyethylene 1 and 2 I will always love.

Leela really doesn't cook enough Roasts.

Good job, internet!

NOW I get it!

Lars wasn't a whale biologist, he was a less than minimum wage Narwhal feeder who turned feeding into a professional gig at the Head Museum.

Ding!

A circle is round
It has no end
That's how long
I'm gonna be your friend.

I didn't read it as sarcasm, more balancing out the "Satan you owe me!" by our Farnsworth.

I wish I had two mommies!

COFFEE MACHINE BROKEN NO COFFEE!

The best kind of correct.

Your thoughts are bad and you should feel bad.

Google his name + Jelly Beans. Good times. I sorta feel bad, but he was so damn obviously checked out by then.

The writing was ugly!
Whale biologist.

Quotes often repeated in real life:

He does do it. A lot.

He also traveled to Maine within a few hours max.