Honestly, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Local grocery chain uses that.

I posted that on the younger brothers FB page, and the number of people who thought I was a bitch on his special day was pretty hilarious to the both of us and our mutual friends.

Holy crap I forgot about that song! I'm in a bitter mood right now too. Thanks!

What day is today
It's Nibbler's birthday
What a day for a birthday
Let's all have some cake

Merry Unbirthday, dammit!

Rowsdower?

My favorite Canadian apology:

Fun trivia fact, totally true. fucked with my sense of direction as a young'un. Not for THAT long mind you (since many suburban Detroit roads are numbered miles that go up as you go north, boring but useful). But yes, S I75 turns into 375 and dead ends almost directly in front of the tunnel.

I'd love to see that.

http://blackpeopleloveus.com/

And maybe that whole Native American headdress thing here too. Well put though.

Not as fun as John Oliver's fight with Australia (which came after a rather praiseful Daily Show multi ep special). He made a brief comment on their "oddly specific racism" on the Bugle, which I remember because who the hell can hate Lebanese people when their food is so good. Man, they have a widespread diaspora.

Her?

Not if you're driving from Detroit.

Is this all it's been saying? I through there would be more hate speech what with the pox of "this comment has been deleted"

I miss this game.

Anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there.

Not 10 seconds after I type "Puma Man", I'm again reminded of Donald. This is indeed a strange and disturbing universe.

Puma man…

… We can? Thanks, Mom!