Motherfucking JuJu Black Velvet!

My girl went last week (boo) so I suppose I'm in the Katya camp now.
(Falls)
(Opens legs)

Starboard!

Selfdefenestration ain't worth it. Dik!

Sssssome get a kick from cocaaaiinne….

A coworker was at the show the following night and said he kicked it off making fun of his shitty performance the previous day, fwiw he apparently is willing to acknowledge it himself. Still in that case at least give the people a partial refund.

Nice.

Devil's night = very Detroit. Fire it up etc.
Lost the garage my grandfather built from that shit, and almost all of the furniture being stored in it. Better than the houses, I suppose. Especially while my grandmas were still in em.

Because I have spoken to him at length before in not an English accent?

I do too. Thought I had phased out of it (definitely more of a thing in high school- on the plus side no one ever thought I was American in Europe)… I caught myself doing it at work last week (to a English fella who.I don't work for directly but I would very much like to). Ugh. It was brief so hoping he didn't…

I had a younger manager refer to.an African American employee as sassy on Monday. Bless his heart.

My 2md favorite Morbo, after WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY GOODNIGHT

All thanks to the books at their local library!

Tuna Helper creamy pasta used to be my guilty pleasure exhausted quick comfort food, albeit I'd throw in a bunch of peas and carrots and broccoli to bulk it up and add a semblance of health. They changed something and it sucks now. But as a broke college student who grew up with a Mom heavily dependent on shelf…

You choo choo choose me?

Good news, everyone!

The AV Club

Sodom and Gomor' of the Mississip'

May I see it?

I *just* five minutes ago described Bill Hicks to someone who had never heard of him. Neat.