Go banana!

Well, only if they're a Dick.

You and I, why don't we just call it 'pocket bread'?

You mean your journal?

*crashing sound*

It's your JOB to make sure kids don't DROWN
… Shouldn't be as funny as it is to me. But that kid nails it. And then gets to go to a pizza party! He loves pizza.

Same!

Well… This, and THE PHONE, THE PHONE, WHERE'S THE FUCKING PHONE.

"And I don't care that you're bowlegged and I don't care that you're bilingual…"

I bet it tastes like a burger.

Nope. Snowglobe, bitch.

He knows he's white, because he's just spent the last several minutes explaining why he isn't racist!

Not him, who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.

I've been dating my SO for 5 years with no engagement, and I'm not empowered, just lazy. We're not leaving each other and until we need to not testify against each other in court and/or want place settings, fuck that stress. Plus the alcohol bill for a Polish/Irish wedding would be absurd.

I honestly never saw an episode, but from second hand crap I accidentally read I can tell you a stupid amount of details about the show. Dancing in pajamas with that damn baby, unisex bathrooms, etc.

Except for the brief minute, we moved past that as a culture with Breaking Bad, I suppose you're right.

No, no, no, dig UP!

"Sexy female lawyer
Fighting for her client
Wearing sexy miniskirts
And being self reliant"

Or MANILOWWWW!!!!

Well, fuck. I hate commenting then scrolling then realizing someone beat me to it. Guess I'll go with the alternate killing spree ending then.