Definitive REM album listing, in descending order of merit:

You mean the Simpson's character himself or the commenter who shamelessly rides on his coat-tails in a lame attempt to be knowing and funny?

Ooh ooh - what about Cunninglinguist?

"It's mediocre and forgettable yet purty, like a girl." - Ooh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

Throwing cutlery in restaurants - that's a paddlin'.

Smoking too much hash and praying to lizard gods - that's a paddlin'.

Chun-Li no longer featuring in my video game character lust file due to above mentioned thunder thighs - that's a paddlin'.

not getting it - that's a paddlin'

swearing on the internets - that's a paddlin'

Changing the classic into - that's a paddlin'