Yeah but… did society write this for me? Or for you?

Me? Who but stands in all of the lone hero fighting the abyss, the abyss of people discussing death in an article about a person who has died?

Praise from Caesar. If Caesar had way too much free time to get angry at anonymous Internet strangers.

Someone feeling cranky this morning, punkin?

Where were you when they kept saying "crackerjack plot?"

"Flashback-prone white dudes, amirite?" - white dude reviewer

Basically Bullet Club was classic American heel wrestling in a company and circumstances that never saw those things, so it was new and fresh to them.

"Written by Jon and Lawrence Kasdan."

I will say the fact that SIIIIIIMS lives in New York as an editor at The Atlantic while Rabin lives literally in his in-law's basement is proof there is no just god.

King DeDeDe-esque?

Yeah, I thought David Sims did that, but Google tells me I was wrong. Oh well, Sims was still the worst.

Dido-esque?

I always thought it was strange that such an open Simpsons nut as Nathan Rabin did such a schlocky job when handed the opportunity to do classic reviews.

The timing of it was so eerie. She seemed to pass the day his Netflix special was released.

My avatar would have a field day with this season's theme of addiction, I'm sure.

What's weird is I assumed she was 35 from that picture.

C'mon, would a white person tour in Portland after releasing a 7-inch comedy album?

But not music about wanking.

You're telling me someone who released a 7-inch comedy album might be exaggerating her past to key into a snobby demographic?

They should remake this but call them "Slay Kweens" instead of witches.