There's a commercial for a hotel rewards point program and I swear Tormund is in it.

Wasn't Margaery still in prison last week?

Well there's very little uplifting stories of mental incapacitation. Except Rudy.

…but he was always going to be resurrected. You understand in storytelling that his parental lineage is a Chekov's gun, right? They wouldn't kill him off permanently, then at the last episode have Tyrion find a scrap of paper that said "oh, Bill and Mary had a son named Jon Snow." There is absolutely no way they…

Yeah I was thrown off by "you shut your fuckin' mouth and bring my man back to life. Seinfeld's on in ten."

Well the unfortunate thing is that stories usually end predictably. There's no new characters, and the characters we have left it's pretty easy to see where it's going. People predicted Jon's return. It wouldn't take a genius to see that Ramsey and Cersei will eventually get theirs. Some good characters will die,…

Wait, wasn't Bono the Bono of the '80s?

"It's funny because the people that support weirdo Sanders don't have much money, while normal politicians like Obama just get their money from corporations! That Bernie, what a loser!"

Who would want a grey MacLaren?

Nothing is confirmed yet (that I know of) but if it turns out to be pills, that'd be so… pedestrian of Prince. He seemed above that. I guess no one is.

I remember Ryan writing his own article for EW (I think around the time Green Lantern was released) and was surprised at how funny and self-effacing it was. He really does have a great comic gift, more so than just being a pretty boy who can read other people's jokes well.

"I sell karts. Karts of all shapes and sizes. With a side-business in facedicks."

Actually Hardwick is pretty quick on the mic. Always a solid Doug Loves Movies guest.

Wow, what a slow news day. Still, I'll take this over someone dying.

At the risk of being lumped in with MRA neckbeards… this movie looks kinda like ass. Kinda really like ass.

wtf?

That and my avatar. Long live the Straight Edge Savior.

I think on the show, it's supposed to be basically "it's easy to say you're gonna save the world, until it's time to save it."

I'm apathetic to Dany, but full on loathe Ramsey. He's my new Joffrey (unsurprising giving the parallels).

AND HE SHALL BE RICKON
AND HE SHALL BE A GOOD MAN
HE SHALL BE RICKON