Wait, how do you know they're an androgynous lesbian? That's right, I looked boi up on urbandictionary.

I've never seen or heard anyone use the phrase "crackerjack" except critics. I think a critic must have invented it.

How have I not heard of this show? What a concept. "A 40-year-old convinces everyone she's 26." It's like The Departed, but with super low stakes.

Right now PushingHoops on Twitter is short-circuiting, trying to figure out how to criticize Kanye without sacrificing her Stanhood.

To be fair, amongst the interchangeable white guys are Paul F. Tompkins, Howard Kremer, Scott Auckerman, Ben Schwartz, all really good-to-great comics.

You mention the UCB-Earwolf complex, which makes me think about the relative lack of critical acclaim of It's Always Sunny. You never really hear about that in tastemaker comedy circles like you do Aziz, Peretti, Silverman, CK, etc. Makes me wonder if it's because it's about lower-class, uneducated people, or that…

And yet to bless the comments section with your boring ass bullshit? Lucky us!

…well this is the stupidest thing I think I'll read today.

To be fair, I don't think Bryan ever stated Sheamus did so, and when you get three concussions within your first five months of wrestling… you're playing with house money. After hearing that, it's amazing we got as much out of him as we did.

Whatever, I liked the second Austin Powers more than the third. Who likes the third one?!

Debatable.

I was playing the DS version this past December when the guide I was using (yeah I use walkthroughs, who cares?) said I should be getting a rare drop odds-increaser item to help me get a rainbow pudding. No dice, I missed a 100% dungeon somewhere. And rainbow puddings are dropped about 0.8% of the time apparently.

I could see Big E as a WWE champ in the future. Kofi's lack of mic skills will hurt him as it has in the past. Xavier I could see being a midcard comedy heel.

If you're at all interested, start with NXT which I believe is on Hulu.

A lot of wrestlers are, it's one of Vince's weird things. HBK is from Texas. Undertaker is from Texas. How many wrestlers are from either Georgia or Florida?

I believe he said something about "hey there's Lillian, horsin' around" which is odd, because if anyone has a huge schnozz it's Hunter.

I could see Randy retiring pretty soon. He's young, but what more does the guy have to do?

Eh, Becky's white-hot right now and Sasha stealing her momentum will set Becky back more than it would push Sasha forward. Sasha doesn't need a belt right now, she's already the most over of the call-ups. Also, Bayley and Sasha just happened less than a year ago, and while not everyone that watches RAW watches NXT,…

Well to be fair, Sasha's taken a lot of time off, and up until the RAW after the Rumble wasn't really doing anything. The current story, as it is, is Becky standing up for herself and taking on Charlotte. Throwing Sasha in there makes absolutely no sense, as much as I and others love her.

I always thought (being a fantasy booking nerd) that Sasha should turn on Naomi, stay heel and take Tamina as her Diesel.