Mmmmm… hot buttered cornrows…

It's why it's so easy to root for Dr. Doom.

Can't wait for DailyDot's "Why I'll never listen to Elvis Costello again and why you shouldn't either."

Good for Justin, but he was so douchey for so long, it'd take a fuckin' College Dropout level album to get me to look past the fact Bieber wrote it.

The fact that you put "the" in front of Space Ghost did in fact prove you're old.

If I ever get famous enough for one of these, I'm stealing this.

"Short skirts" has alliteration and just sounds better.

The Thin White Duke above reminded me of Joe Jackson's "Is She Really Going Out With Him."

I'm still there. Music peaked in 2006.

Cool POV.

Watch New In Town.

What? Where? Is he next to a woman playing video games? Fuck!

I wonder if they've ever actually pursued a non-white guy to be turned down? Apparently Jessica Williams, Amy Schumer and Amy Poehler turned down The Daily Show this year. I could see Aziz not wanting to be locked down to decades of hosting a late-night show, especially at the young age of 31-32. He's written…

What? He's been getting fans since Human Giant, way before any "immigrant callouts."

Any point you try to make gets automatically dustbinned with the phrase "SJW."

Zima predates metrosexual. Lima is early '90s, metrosexual is early 00s.

Deadites are people too and deserve your respect.

Just finished watching the DVR. So Cesaro wins twice in a row? Seriously… someone check on Vince!!!

…when did this happen? I've honestly never heard about it.

Seems an odd wish to have. From what I understand he's been clean for a while.