Race is so weird. In the early 20th century, Syrians were whiter than Greeks and Italians.

On the one hand, I can kinda see what you're saying, on the other, no one is mourning the poor white British actors.

I think white people are 77% if you count "Hispanic white." Also, on census forms, Middle Easterners are counted as white. Race would be an interesting thing to study if there weren't so many depressing ramifications for it.

I never stopped being outraged.

Motorboating? How lewd.

Not really a show-watcher, but it's kinda dicey to have a big pic of Glenn with a title of "Killing is Caring." I imagine someone might want to check out a review of an unrelated show or news item before watching this episode, then see that image and think "…fuck."

Not saying you're saying this, but how is Leslie Jones overexposed? She was in, what, a season of SNL and that one indie Chris Rock movie?

Are the ratings bad? They were at a three year high not too long ago. I think it's pretty consistently a winner for Comedy Central.

Endeid!

…congrats?

Says the dude without spellcheck.

No, it was always there.

Yeah, I remember reading either Sam or Bruce say that Ash is a good short-term thinker, bad long-term planner, but still… I don't need to actually see him banging chicks in bathrooms.

If you liked the first, mostly-straight Evil Dead, you will hate the mostly-comedic third one.

Fifteen years ago I probably would've plotzed that this was happening. As it is, I'm content to imagine Army of Darkness as the last time we see Ash Williams. I don't know if I want to picture Ash in his fifties banging chicks over a sink.

…Tracy Morgan is an actor, though.

It might've taken a while, but both Seinfeld and Rock have gotten backlash about their reluctance to play college campuses in recent years.

You nailed it about Judd Apatow. I even liked (for the most part) Funny People, but I dragged my buddy to see This Is 40 and couldn't meet his gaze when we left. It was like a hipper Nancy Meyers movie.

…was the plot about a guy being asked to host SNL? That still doesn't explain how it's been on every review for the past two years, damn.

Eh, they've already ran out of all the good monsters.