Just so you know, all of your comments are being documented and will be released in a column either in The New Inquiry, or possibly a Daily Dot article entitled "Why I Stopped Reading AVClub And Why You Should, Too."

Speak for yourself, I'm just a simple man who is the Best in the World.

Don't forget tumblr! You could be getting called a fuckboi multiple places all over the web!

For some reason, this is bothering the shit out of me. It's in quotes, is he/are they quoting something? Was it so well-known to reference it in every review for the past two years, at least? Gah, this is gonna bug me.

Sorry, this might be buried but… what's with the weekly "I'm not an actor… I'm a [whatever] star!" before every single SNL review? Are they there when they ARE actors? Is it a reference to something I don't get?

I visited San Diego for two weeks in 2012 and saw a video store while walking and thought it was incredible it existed, I wonder if it was the Ken Video.

Shhh… no one tell him the basic and essential premise of this entire website!

Yeah, that Metrocard price gouge sucks. I was largely unemployed when I was there, which made me ration out my trips out of Astoria like I was on a raft in the ocean with a single cup of water.

I'm the Paul F. Tompkins of being an adult and not knowing how to ride a bike.

Who reads titles in today's workaholic society?

I used to live in NYC and will do so again possibly shortly. In your opinion, how is the subway getting worse? If there's one city that needs public transportation, it's New York.

Then his friends pass him as he's biking home. "That son of a bitch!"

So I've been in situations similar to what you're in and I wanted to throw a couple of suggestions at you.

He did until it would've been detrimental to his career to not be in LA.

Wait, isn't the main selling point of GoPros that they're virtually indestructible. I know there was that viral video a year ago where a GoPro fell out of a plane and recorded the whole time. Up to and after being gnawed on by a pig.

Well in that case I guess I won't apply for that business loan for my video store place.

I wonder if, like vinyl, video stores will start to slowly make a comeback. Maybe in tiny/cheap places at first.

This doesn't seem weird to me. I think I heard on Key and Peele that Jordan doesn't drive, and he lives in LA. Also, NXT champ Finn Balor and Hideo Itami didn't learn until 33-34, because they wrestled in Japan for so long. And Paul F. Tompkins is from Philly, which I heard has at least some form of public…

I imagine if you had to bike in winter anywhere in America, Southern California might be the place to do it.

Poor Harry. When is that site going to get a Flops entry?