"…what vows?" - Jon Snow, tonight.

Can I admit something? I think I want to like B99 more than I actually like B99. I love Chelsea Peretti, Terry Crews, Joe LoTruglio and Stephanie Beatriz is a revelation and I'm not just saying that due to my huge crush.

Nope, are they any good? I'm just kinda getting back into gaming, and right now all I use is my 3DS.

Having friends and outside interests.

People shouldn't, but they do.

I tried watching Banshee and just didn't feel it.

Sure you will, just say you're not still that guy I am.

I think the Internet's just made criticism more prevalent, and as such the quality control has gone down. That's not meant to sound snobby or elitist, but you look at the days of Kael, Ebert and Truffaut and compare them to Salon, Gawker Media and the like. It's just not the same.

Eh, I respectfully disagree. McCain probably would've been smart enough to at least only invade Afghanistan, instead of Iraq for… reasons. And he's not a religious nut.

Okay I guess I'm not really up on my Cracked history. I'll always go to bat for them for actually paying contributors, unlike HuffPo, Buzzfeed, etc.

Ayesha Siddiqi @pushinghoops stans for this guy SO HARD. She also is one of the main "Kanye is important because he recontextualizes racial identity into a non-patriarchal setting which interpolates etc yada blah."

…worse than Bush?!

*wonders when describing actions within two asterisks became a thing*

You stuck with Aint It Cool News way longer than most. Hell, I'm slow to trends and I stopped cold turkey around 2008.

How do you get banned from Cracked, they block your ISP? I never comment there because what's the point?

Just listen to all the American black dudes they ripped off and cut out the shitty middleman. Seriously, Zep sucks.

I haven't seen Birdman, so I could be (and likely am) talking out of my ass, but I have a complicated relationship with the notion of art criticism myself. And that relationship has only gotten more fractured with the notion of internet think pieces.

Here's Batman punching a dog, http://www.the-isb.com/imag… No wonder he loves cops so much, they love shooting dogs in people's own backyards!

YA BURNT!

…please tell me you didn't stop over here from InfoWars.