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I don't mind that as much, because I have a tendency to be like "…who the fuck is that guy? Oh, Reek? He's still here?"

I wondered… how did Shae testify at Tyrion's trail? Did Bronn lie about putting her on a boat? Did she sneak off? Did Cersei find out, and pay someone to sail up to the boat and go get her? I think I missed that somewhere, and at the time I expected a heel turn by Bronn in that he was bribed by Cersei to keep her

I'm the Lannister to your… whoever cleans up the Lannister's stables.

Or super comfortable.

Could it be argued that Dany's troubles in being a good leader is a criticism of the idea that someone could just come in and force their "neoliberalism" on a foreign people? I mean, people have been making the analogy of Dany being W and Mereen being Iraq.

Even if he dies, he's made it five seasons, a lot longer than most.

Cadillac Stan-nis.

I can't imagine that'll be a long reign, she has very few friends and with her pushing Jamie away she's got even fewer. Like Tyrion said, she's not as smart as she thinks she is.

Why name a dragon after the dickhead one, Viserys?

I can't watch Friends without wondering why Ross just doesn't eat the smaller ones.

Can I ask the people here something? I thought Oberyn only had daughters, so who is Myrcelle betrothed to?

I agree. I know it's fantasy, but there still has to be SOME element of realism. Having three deep stabs/cuts with a poisoned spear? Dude is out for the count.

Pssh, you think it kicks off at episode four? You poser, I've seen episode five and it makes episode four look like your nana's tea party.

Even if not, Ned raised him like a son.

Oberyn's common-law wife saw her love get his head pulped in what has to be the goriest death in the history of a show that specializes in gory deaths. Of course she wants revenge, she never liked the Lannisters anyway. I imagine she thinks the fight was rigged somehow.

Yeah that was great. "Fuck you, Janos, you didn't do shit! Even I, Sam Tarly, killed a guy!"

I kinda want to see the Westeros Married With Children with Bronn and his chatterbox wife. "Ugh… now I wish I had fought the Mountain."

Crazy that he was a cheesy 80s British pop singer!

Not being snarky, but where are all those Dothraki? All we kinda see now are the Unsullied plus a few Second Sons here and there.

I'm wary of spoilers on that site, particularly when talking of Game of Thrones…