Liked for "The Stand" reference.

Liked for "The Stand" reference.

No one's supposed to do anything, at all, ever.  Nothing really matters, anyone can see…

No one's supposed to do anything, at all, ever.  Nothing really matters, anyone can see…

Why stop there?  I want everything, from food to clothes to Lego sets, to only require payment if I'm completely satisfied.  Don't like the meal?  Fuck it, don't pay for it.  Don't look as good in that shirt as you thought?  Screw it, it's free now.  We'll conquer this recession yet, America!

Why stop there?  I want everything, from food to clothes to Lego sets, to only require payment if I'm completely satisfied.  Don't like the meal?  Fuck it, don't pay for it.  Don't look as good in that shirt as you thought?  Screw it, it's free now.  We'll conquer this recession yet, America!

That's Joseph Smith telling you not to be such a cheap bastard.

That's Joseph Smith telling you not to be such a cheap bastard.

Kodos watches The Good Wife.

Kodos watches The Good Wife.

Please stop trolling.

Please stop trolling.

Kimmel is no Jay Leno, that is for sure.

Kimmel is no Jay Leno, that is for sure.

Man, you come across as the biggest prick on here… and that's a tough competition.

Man, you come across as the biggest prick on here… and that's a tough competition.

Whoa… @avclub-6ef36c8de89f58253dbbd5f338837bf1:disqus, I graduated college last year, just turned thirty, moved to New York in August and found out I had cancer in September.  Luckily Bellevue doesn't turn away patients, otherwise… I guess I'd be slowly dying.  I'm without insurance myself.

Whoa… @avclub-6ef36c8de89f58253dbbd5f338837bf1:disqus, I graduated college last year, just turned thirty, moved to New York in August and found out I had cancer in September.  Luckily Bellevue doesn't turn away patients, otherwise… I guess I'd be slowly dying.  I'm without insurance myself.

He attempted it in Ultimate Fantastic Four, but it's been hinted at even in the 616 universe.

He attempted it in Ultimate Fantastic Four, but it's been hinted at even in the 616 universe.