Harvey Birdman parodied the Red Shoe Diaries?!  Whaaaaaa?!

What if they were German girls?  Would it be okay then?

I used it as an inside joke, too.  So much so, that I once was given a "red shoe diary" as a Secret Santa gift at work.  I can't help it, it's just weird that Fox Mulder liked to walk around train tracks with a dog reading porn.  How can that not fascinate anyone?

Shalom Auslander was an automatic skip when he was on This American Life.  His stories were long and boring and ate up half-hours and were told in a monotone and were exclusively about Jewish issues aside from the lame one about hamsters seeing their owner as an apathetic God. And they were always fiction in a program…

Do you ever go back and reread things that you've written?  You really should.

Actually I think Maron is obsessed from not getting on SNL after what he described as a bizarre interview with Lorne.  I could see that interview not happening and/or not going well.

Jimmy Smits.

God but Elwood was annoying in the Christmas ep.  His constant whistling… okay, we get it you're being intentionally annoying.  It's still annoying.  Fuck off.  At least he didn't do his weird, 1950s nerdy kid voice.

Because they suck.

I'm so fucking sorry that since your tastes contrast so much with the AVClub, that this will logically be your last post in Podmass.  You will be missed.  So fucking much.

No, I had it right the first time.

Please God let Pete Holmes be cooler on this than he was on this week's Doug Loves Movies.  I wanted to punch him in the face so hard.  Even Doug's stoned ass couldn't take it.  Maybe he should worry less about the plausibility of Tom Cruise spy movies and more on the quality of shitty Fox sitcoms.

Thank Christ.

Art of Wrestling is the wrestling equivalent of WTF.  Podmass will cover it eventually.  Hell, when my avatar was setting the world on fire this summer they even did a one-shot review of Monday Night Raw.

But Maron isn't a mediocre comedian.  He's been plugging away for years, and obviously well-respected other comic figures like Conan O'Brien, Judd Apatow and Louis CK hold him in regard.  You seem to be just talking about his podcast.  He has an act, in which he discusses his opinions and experiences, just like…

I'm surprised Doug Loves Movies didn't place in the top ten.  The last two shows have been amazing, and this week with Chelsea Peretti, Nick Kroll and an amazingly annoying Pete Holmes might have been the best episode Doug has ever done ever.  Ever.  I would Daniel Craig Peretti so hard she wouldn't walk right for a…

…so do you still carry a gun on you everywhere you go?

But… but… they were counting on your fractions of a penny!

What's great is relistening to the DLM tournament with Scott Aukerman and Tompkins and guessing that Tompkins legitimately does not like him and finds him grating. Also-

Kindler blows. He and Lil Wolverine are podcast killers.