Yea…well, that said…Taylor Schilling will never be even 1/2 as attractive as Mary-Louise Parker…and she's quite attractive.

@avclub-d865dc86d80b404ad78a63f729d2420d:disqus @avclub-0c9de7fbac44fdcea080c61e55772199:disqus For Emmy purposes, I would bet a few months worth of mortgage payments that this is submitted in the Comedy category.

There is no chance Larry won't be back.  One, they aren't going to send Biggs packing.  Two, while I know they really aren't following the real Piper's story that closely, I do think that they will follow it such to the extent that Piper and Larry will be together at series' end.

@Le Sigh  I don't think Neptune Produce was supposed to be the Russian Mob, but rather a Russian-owned business that had supplied produce to Red & her husband's cafe, and were now helping her bring in contraband.  The mob isn't going to waste their time helping some low-level player smuggle in electric toothbrushes. …

Seems unlikely, if for no other reason than how tight Jenji Kohan and Michael Harney are.  Harney is the one actor from Weeds that she specifically asked to be in this series.  I doubt he's one season and done.

@Stucken:disqus Some were already covered by some others, but additionally —- Pennsatucky's crime of killing an abortion doctor (or was it a nurse? either way) is definitely codified as a federal offense. And the track star girl (why am I forgetting her name) appeared to have committed armed robbery of a payday loan …

@avclub-64ad8f3af92ef8d9a1c7dfd7265e577d:disqus I always thought Drawn Together would have been better if they used actual previously-existing characters, rather than just using tropes.

She was in the video for Dan Hartman's "I Can Dream About You" and she played Jimmy Smits' girlfriend on LA Law for a while…and that's about it.

Agreed.  I'd put this among my ten least favorite eps in the show's run.

@avclub-13d7df3c17502af69aafccc758195f96:disqus I'm sure the Smurfs influenced it a bit, but CC's own promo material for the show (and the on-screen guide) specifically said that they were parodying Strawberry Shortcake.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus I laughed harder at that than anything else all nite.

Speak for yourself.

I'm 99% positive he was a construct.

Commenting three weeks late on this article, so I know no one will read it, but still wanted to make an observation.  I can't believe no one riffed on the joke that the host made with the preacher about buying E-cup brassieres.  Now I am going to make it one of my life's goals to find the prior episode so I can…

What is interesting is that the preacher guy hit 2 in a row in Larson's sweet spot up top when he finally got to spin…I wonder if he had noticed what was going on, and was consciously trying to do so?

+ 10000 KISS coffins.

+ 10000 KISS coffins.

I'd also consider Nick Nolte in Ang Lee's Hulk.

This list needs more Jon Voight in Anaconda.

"One Works Better" is far away the best song featured on Season One.  Heavy rotation for me.