Best line in the ICP infomercial…
"Free cheeseburgers all afternoon from Big Violent Jay"

Here's my fix
Make an mp3 with title being the number zero, ditto for the artist. The mp3 should be your voice saying "Hey dumbass put it on shuffle" for 3 minutes.

Keep your power gloves off her pal

Out From Boneville
The graphic adventure by Telltale Games was just "eh" - I haven't played the follow-up episode(s) though I imagine they are similar.

BC - Before Comcast - there was TCI. And TCI would offer a free weekend of Cinemax every few months. And God (the Cinemax God) said, let there be naked boobs, and there was naked boobs after midnight, and it was good.

Oh the music for the GB version was great - I think it was the same woman who composed some good Castlevania music too

How about the skinhead in Some Kind Of Wonderful…"I'm here to kick your ass, and you know it, and everybody here knows it, and above all, you deserve it."

Turtles In Time was my favorite - you could through the Foot Soliders towards the front of the screen. TMNT III for the NES was decent too.

The other TMNTs
My most insane 1989 TMNT movie memory was a slightly slow kid in 3rd grade singing "Teenage Mutant Ninja N-Words" over and over and over again. Are comments moderated for racial slurs?

Or TMNT pudding pies. Mmmm.

The 89 TMNT movie
did had Raphael say "Damn" a few times, which was grittier than the proto-Matthew Perry version of him in the original animated series. TMNT II and III though were ridiculously family-fied.

Commentary
If you listen to the commentary track on the DVD, the stories about Goober are actually funnier than the episode itself - such as when he started a fist fight with Bob Denver (Gilligan).