Wasn't Depp a pirate in that movie? Long before Jack Sparrow…

Can someone offer insight into
the weird sort of polka-y refrain that pops up repeatedly, first at the end of "No Church in the Wild" and also, among other places, just before "Illest Motherfucker Alive?"

I think it's cheesy and dumb. I mean seriously, the entire White House Senior staff is going to spend all day hunting down G & S framed posters and then throw a surprise party for an assistant associate legal counsel?

Can anyone say
Leonard Peltier next?

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

Idea for a movie marathon:
Elephants.

What kind of school is this, anyway?
"life is a tough elective?"

Bathos
"O Moon, when I gaze on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The thought has often come into my mind
If I shall ever see thy glorious behind."

The last three paragraphs
of this review are pretty decent.

You talk about Bon Iver like it's a "them." And not just Justin Vernon, a fancy faux-French name, and some fanb0y/studio musicians.

You talk about "indie"
like it's a thing.

I bow before your impenetrable logic.

Hey Ezra Koenig—
It's called a SKI MASK.

I think Tom Wilkinson has repelled enough already.

science is for morons.

So, hang on…
if an idea or event occurs in MORE than one religion or spiritual practice…
it's somehow LESS religious than if it only occurs in only one religion?

My God.
It's a good week to be a New Yorker at the theaters. Penguins, penthouses, and periodicals. Was this somebody's master plan?

That's gotta be
The best first line to a movie review in a long time.

really?
"…flitting around from bit to bit in the hope that all those bits will amount to a compelling—though not terribly cohesive—overview."

I want a sandwich.