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Nanker Phelge
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Welcome?
Who the heck is Alison Wilmore?

Frakkin' Cylons. They're everywhere.

Troll 2. Fucking great terrible movie. Thanks for reminding me.

and…?
This review feels half-written and ends suddenly.

Nice.
"The Conspirator should skip theaters altogether and become the first film released straight to middle-school history classes, where the standards for what can generously be deemed entertainment are much lower."

Not always.
"Sequels are by nature redundant and superfluous. They extend conceits far beyond their logical ending points for commerce's sake, and recycle ideas until they've lost whatever novelty attracted audiences to them in the first place."

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So with your first two questions, you asked him to repeat things he'd said in other interviews?

??
"starlets in skimpy outfits adept at both hand-to-hand combat"

God doesn't have a car, and was already at the concert.

Let me get this straight…
"Fall Out Boy" thinks "Arcade Fire" is a stupid band name?

On the other hand…
If they ever decide to make a movie of Greatest American Hero…

And they all lived happily ever after.
Whatever.

you don't have to wait. there's the Halle Berry version. You can watch it tonight.

"Rachel Getting Married" was fucking awesome. And then she turned around and made "Bride Wars." I don't think I'll ever forgive her for that.

I didn't.

"c0lor between the lines"?
The metaphors you just mixed pretty much cancel each other out, as between the lines is the normal, conventional way to color.

Hate is Bad
unless the person/group you hate hated you (or someone you know, or once knew, or knows somebody you know, or belongs to some demographic that might contain someone you know or once knew) first.

hrm
Nabin, I don't think theater and poetry count as "pop-culture" anymore.

Nothing more than a footnote.
This is the Coen Brothers coasting. The performances are great and it's an entertaining movie sure, but, on the whole, it's the John Wayne version updated to this decade's Western genre conventions. Nothing new or original or noteworthy. In 20 years, folks will be watching the John

meh.
The first half was interesting, climaxing with the Disneyland subversion. But — and I don't care if it was real or a hoax — the second half was godawful boring. It played like an weak episode of Bridezilla. Artzilla. Who the hell cares if they get the paintings hung and the gallery open on time? Can't