"famine, pestilence, gods"?

WTF?
You know what would make this movie worth watching?

ehrm
"…runaway piglets who climb trees and put on a synchronized-swimming exhibition."

well
"It's the bastard child of a thousand Made Of Honors."

Wanted to like this.
But it was "Annie" meets "Dr. Horrible" with "Toy Story" thrown in for seasoning and wasn't the least bit ashamed of it.

I got
Armond White.

I really love the sentence
"Ducks thrown shoe."

My God…
the AV Talk theme music is horrid.

anyone else notice…
The opening toWeekenders sounds a lot like a Joshua Tree track. God's Country or One Tree Hill. Never thought of U2 as a HS influence until I heard this song a couple of time.

Really? This is a good thing?
"Baumbach's unblinking, brutally unsentimental script suggests that some people are unworthy of being loved, and incapable of returning love."

Let's play the analogy game
"Precious" is to "The Blind Side" as "The Wrestler" is to "Crazy Heart."

Is it possible
to be "actively bored?"

Fuck complaining about holiday movies because they have Judeo-Christian undertones. That's like complaining about porn that has too much sex in it. It's a fucking HOLY DAY movie. You don't like it, don't believe in it, then don't celebrate it. Don't fucking watch movies about it.

neither can the towels.

maybe you should read it
"(God was most memorably played by George Burns in 1977's Oh God!, but that film was not, strictly speaking, adapted from the Bible.)"

I used to have a quickness, but it got confiscated.

"literally visceral shocking moments" makes much more sense.

"Literally visceral shocks"?
Have they installed cattle prods in the theater seats now?

hey now -
There are no welding torches in wood shop.

Damn.
We need all the landfill space we can get. There's none to spare. Curse you, Jeff Dunham.