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Before they went on there mission, they really should have watched ET so they could get a basic understanding of how to control and manage an alien encounter.  There is no way those guys were getting infected by alien goop.  Also, shouldn't there have been a support vessel in orbit, and a proper isolated lab set up? 

DENTAL PLAN

I do like the noise of the plank of wood hitting the baby on the head when Bart makes his ramp.  Coconuty.

I do like the noise of the plank of wood hitting the baby on the head when Bart makes his ramp.  Coconuty.

Ship medic: 'Hey here comes the character played by Noomi Rapace.  The last time I saw her, she knocked me out; now she is covered in blood and has staples all over her stomach.  I really should ask for an explanation.  Nah, can't be bothered.'

Ship medic: 'Hey here comes the character played by Noomi Rapace.  The last time I saw her, she knocked me out; now she is covered in blood and has staples all over her stomach.  I really should ask for an explanation.  Nah, can't be bothered.'

How did stupid scientists 1 & 2 get lost when the captain is watching them on the hologram table and would be able to talk them out?

How did stupid scientists 1 & 2 get lost when the captain is watching them on the hologram table and would be able to talk them out?

Maybe he should focus his efforts on trying to re-make the prequels.  I think we now have the technology available to create the characters, believable motivations, and family-friendly fun they were striving for back in '99.

Maybe he should focus his efforts on trying to re-make the prequels.  I think we now have the technology available to create the characters, believable motivations, and family-friendly fun they were striving for back in '99.

I'm sure he was also thinking 'there is a prominent shuttle in Jedi, but the one in empire is never really seen. I need to make these shuttles consistent….I know!' I mean, during the climactic action scene, where emotions are all over the place (he was his father? Never saw thar one coming), we don't need to watch

I'm sure he was also thinking 'there is a prominent shuttle in Jedi, but the one in empire is never really seen. I need to make these shuttles consistent….I know!' I mean, during the climactic action scene, where emotions are all over the place (he was his father? Never saw thar one coming), we don't need to watch

While there is no denying the changes in Star Wars were poorly thought out and use CGI that seems to have dated quicker than the original FX, I do sometimes feel they overshadow the changes made in the other films.  Like most people, I love Empire, but I hate what they did to it in the Special Edition.  The scene that

While there is no denying the changes in Star Wars were poorly thought out and use CGI that seems to have dated quicker than the original FX, I do sometimes feel they overshadow the changes made in the other films.  Like most people, I love Empire, but I hate what they did to it in the Special Edition.  The scene that

Aliens Special Edition has additional Hudson during the dropship sequence, if I remember correctly.  Slightly over-the-top Hudson, but Hudson nonetheless, which can only be good.  Did Paxton pioneer the patch of stubble below lower lip in this film?  I really need to see Aliens again - it is a pretty perfect war film.

Aliens Special Edition has additional Hudson during the dropship sequence, if I remember correctly.  Slightly over-the-top Hudson, but Hudson nonetheless, which can only be good.  Did Paxton pioneer the patch of stubble below lower lip in this film?  I really need to see Aliens again - it is a pretty perfect war film.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Arnie: 'Know when I said I'd kill you last, Sonny?'
Sonny: 'That's right, John: you did'
Arnie: 'I lied!'
[Arnie releases his grip]
Sonny: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!'*

Arnie: 'Know when I said I'd kill you last, Sonny?'
Sonny: 'That's right, John: you did'
Arnie: 'I lied!'
[Arnie releases his grip]
Sonny: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!'*