BRING BACK HOLLYWOOD FACTS

NO, COLONEL SANDERS, YOU'RE WRONG

i was shocked at how good she was on cbb. the musical guests usually just sit in the corner and wait for scott to tell them to play a song, but she was like I GOT SOME JOKES TOO LET'S DO THIS

FRILLS?

i honestly just put my head in a book when my boss walked by to keep from discussing why i am tearing up at my desk like a crazy person

i care! i know mckay is a busy guy and all, but putting one of these out more often than every five months might help others to care too. but i'll absolutely take what i can get.

i found myself largely enjoying the conversation during the livestream, but i was also thinking "ohhhhhhhh my god i can't wait until this topic of conversation never comes up on this show again."

agreed 1000% percent

NO. 1 HOT SUMMER RAPE JAM OF 2013

is harris wittels on the parks and rec episode?

why read real books that might make you think when you can just find out which werewolf wants to fuck which vampire?

just put your knives in the microwave idiot

i thought that was jorma taccone in the picture for a second and got really excited

i will definitely watch the first time i stumble across it and be mildly amused for like ten minutes and then get pissed off about my lack of knowledge of non-north american/western european geography and change the channel, never to return.

LIFE IMPROVED

nope

it's jerry and mandering not jerry and womandering

hat?

i was definitely going to watch anyway, as I have a major crush on lauren lapkus (who apparently shows up for a while halfway through), but after that review I'd be psyched anyway. very excited.

when i was in high school i did original comedy for speech, and one time a judge said i was reminiscent of bob newhart. i (correctly) regarded this as the highest compliment i had ever received, but my speech coach told me she didn't see why this was a good thing, as that show where he was a cartoonist sucked anyway.