All hail King Pounce, first of his name. Long may he snuggle.

"A girl's name is Arya Stark."
"Who's going to pay for all these baskets of ruined fruit?"
"No one!"

I can spare 62 men. But they only operate in pairs. And they're on bicycles.

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I dunno, in the book you at least get some Cersei POV and have a chance to at least empathize somewhat. Show-Cersei seems to have no real redeeming qualities.

WAIF: "It is done. A girl is dead."
JAQEN: "A pity, but necessary. A girl's killer is truly an expert assassin. I trust a girl did not suffer?"
WAIF: "Well, a girl was stabbed a couple of times in the gut and then fell into the canal."
JAQEN: "A girl was dead when her body went into the canal?"
WAIF: "Umm, well, no. A…

I got the sense it was more of your basic "everything's terrible if you don't have massive strength, political leverage, or extreme brutality" type of violence. Like the BWB is made up of a few good dudes and mostly some pretty awful ones, and these particular awful ones wanted some food that these peaceful people had.

"I've smuggled you some beer and a DVD of an R-rated movie. Quickly now, girl, we don't have much time!"

I was hoping for just one blowjob soliloquy before he went.

Ooooooooh, Waif gon get it.

Solid choice.

I think I gotta go with Nick Offerman.

Arya prediction: Jaqen's final test for Arya to become a Faceless Man is to kill the Waif. The thought crossed my mind during the show, and now I've convinced myself that it's absolutely going to happen. Arya can't just have an epic showdown and win, then get away with no consequences: the Faceless Men are the most…

Booya.

Get ready for Tommen's speeches to lift heavily from Ted Cruz's.

I still think there's a good possibility that Coldhands is Benjen. Unless I missed something major, the books haven't answered that definitively yet. At any rate, I think Benjen's going to be making an appearance in some role soon, since he's been featured in flashbacks. I think it's likely that, at least in the show,…

Anybody else notice in the scene where the Children create the white walker that the spiral design of the stone ring surrounding the heart tree is the same design that the WWs made with the dead horse pieces at the Fist of the First Men (in S 3, Ep 1)?

I'm pretty sure "catflap" is Westerosi slang for a type of VD you get from a dwarf. E.g.: "Seven 'Ells, my cunny feels like I'm pissing Wildfire, it does! This is the fifth time I've gotten catflap from the Imp!"

Not to those Khals, it doesn't.

"Sansa: I was raped by a psychopath"
Jon: Look, that's terrible, and I'm sorry that happened. However, I got penetrated five times WHERE THERE WEREN'T ALREADY HOLES.