I am an old timey muscle man.

Cuckoo's Nest!!
The scene where Billy kills himself because Nurse Ratched is going to tell his mother that he got laid? Are you kidding me? Sob City.

Put ya hands in the air if you saw it in the theater.
And then put em down, because I saw it TWICE in the theaters, you sumbitches!

Glad to know that the series is not in the…

I've laughed a few times at Leggero. There's the difference.

And your example of GOOD comedy from the roasts was…?

@Dias: I know that comedy is subjective, but that being said, she's unoriginal and unfunny. And if you're implying that Sarah Silverman is in the same league as Cummings, then you can consider yourself dismissed; we have nothing else to talk about.

@Arsenio: YES. It is offensive. Because they're trying to pass that off as comedy. I've never been in such a comedy-nerd tizzy as when she somehow got on the last week of Conan's run at the Tonight Show.

I only had to see one and a half of these shitty roasts
to know that I had already seen them all. Most of the roasters (Lampinelli, Ross, etc.) probably have more CC Roast credits on their resume than anything else, as this is the only place I've ever seen them. And somehow these find a way to make the few genuinely…

Also, Brittany Daniel is easy on the eyes.

The only thing worse than Gallagher is Gallagher's fans. I've watched about 2 minutes of a special of his, and watching them love him is even more infuriating than his shitty comedy.

I don't disagree that it's delicious. I have a jar of it in my fridge at this very moment. I just hate how every time a character says "apple pie" on the show, they say it all coy-like. Something like "Howdy, Raylen. You want some of my … Apple Pie?

It's no coincidence
that the best episode so far this season also happens to be the first one that didn't talk about Apple Pie moonshine like it was the holy fucking grail. We get it. It's moonshine. With apples. I'd be fine not to hear about it again.

I definitely appreciate that about Goggins. His role in "The Apostle" has always stuck out to me.

and no, the best line was this:
"Hey! You know what?!"
"Yes I do."

I hope the little pirate "what what" ends up being to Archer what "Cat/Dog Party" was to Frisky Dingo.

Boo Todd-bashing.

Boyd
I don't buy him all of a sudden being a super-intellectual type. It seems a little too abrupt a character change for him, and that's saying a lot when you're talking about Boyd. But the problem is that up until this point, he's been the unhinged pyromaniac white supremacist, then the unhinged religious zealot,…

Drive By Truckers
Shut Up and Get on the Plane

It was rubber cement indeed. The question is: was she drinking it to get crazy chemical-drunk, or because it would be thick enough to choke her? And why would she need it to choke her; isn't Fister Roboto still around that office somewhere?