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This is good, uh, jizz music.

Tsk tsk!

I can't wait to see Gibson's new Amazon show, Mind Your Criminals!

Ah, Starwipe - the Brexit Referendum of websites!

I was going to bring up Archer but I think a lot of that humor may be based on the assumed knowledge that that audience doesn't get the reference.

The Benny Hill Show ran for about 20 years!

I think they're trolling the many commenters who speculated that TV Club would be replaced by non-stop articles about Game of Thrones and Star Wars.

Bo, selecta!

"Short, devious, frizzy-haired. His name was Wonka… he killed my daughter!"

I'm sure I'm not the only one who thought this was an unusually well-written article and then as soon as I saw the comments said "yep, that makes sense".

The Republican Party

Avatar 12: Battlefield Pandora

Only a pith deals in absolutes.

I felt a great disturbance in the copy. As if millions of typos suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Here's a billion dollars, go out-domestic gross a Star War.

Word to your moms
I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got pissalums.
Those are the best really, aren't they? The pissalums?
Nobody has better pissalums than the Bible. Believe me.

Well it is the Granite State… of the United States.

"But thou shalt blow me first"!

Those other Chris Paul commercials seem really dark to me. Like, he's separated from his twin at birth but they still end up with the same surname so it seems like someone is deliberately keeping them in the dark about each other's existence.