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I noticed the awkward guest guiding but it amused me to think of Stephen having to restrain himself from sprinting across the stage after introducing the guest - he did appear to stand up very quickly!

He's not my Buddy, Guy.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I was definitely more impressed than I expected to be and happy to see that Stephen's not worried about going goofy, clever and serious-ish right from the opening night.

I noticed the crazy long break too and the show cut off before the end credits. Here's the bonus JEB! footage that was cut for time I guess (with a slightly alternate interview ending, oddly enough).

… at the senseless age of 91.

"When it comes to mirrors, I have a very good relationship with the blacks".

And Connery even played him as straight up Scottish. To be fair to Brosnan and Dalton they mostly gave the character an English feeling. In the words of Alan Partridge, "He didn't say 'The name's Bond, Jones The Bond'…"

Neither was Pierce Brosnan. For such a quintessentially English role it's odd that only two out of six actually come from there.

Sorry, I'm all out of raspberries but I've got a couple of cockberries right here! OHHHHHH!

George Kennedy, tearfully: "My father went the same way".

His hat is like a triceratops horn.

"What you do to yourself before you wreck yourself: Check."

"Crook eye"?

I'm also fond of Pope Lando.

Ah yes, Mr. Bovine Joni himself.

The Train guy also has the voice of an angel, if the angel is LUCIFER!

It actually makes me physically ill. I even had to skim through this article as just the very thought of that song was making me queasy.

"My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I worked for Amazon. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy… me… or everyone else".