Lady Stoneface.

"It's comin' up
It's comin' up
It's comin' up
It's comin' up
It's comin' up
It's Dar"

I know exactly what you mean and that's why you're no longer welcome in the periodicals section of the library!

Oh please, please, please change your name to O.J.! Please, it would be so great!

Oh cool, he's playing Vera?

It's like that 'American Boy' song from a few years back "Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day/Take me to New York, I'd love to see LA".

Is that just for making out or…? It's probably cheaper in Reno.

It's actually

Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?

Agancet Bulling is one of my favorite characters on Game of Thrones.

Newman!

- Mr. Blatter, let's assume, just for a moment, that you are a dishonest man.
- Assume away.

"You don't have to burn your only child alive just because the opportunity came along!"

To be fair, who can spare SEVEN WHOLE MINUTES to listen to music these days? Do you have any idea how many Vines you could watch in that time?

The AV Club

"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back."

Interview Everything needs more Kevin Corrigan

No, I think you mean How Your Father's Friend Lied to Women So He Could Have Sex With Them

Jesus is the REAL boss.

Ooh-la-la!