But my point is… I forget that too.

I believe Bear Blaze Rocknroll was already taken by that new Dennis Leary show.

For twenty dollars they'll make your gyro stand.

It sounds like the same thing is happening with Bill Simmons right now where apparently he found out he got fired through Twitter.

Exit Jack Black, Pursued by The D-Train

Dammit, for a second there I thought this was the Spoiler Space for Hot Pursuit.

Yes, in that they refuse to work with black closets.

It's an entirely different kind of twitter, altogether.

The comedian is Trevor Noah and it turns out it's the blacks who are lame - TWIST!

"Stradi-whovius?"
[throws violin away]

With an ACA-DAMAGED tattoo on her forehead.

"P.S. Please forgive the lateness of my keyboarding"

Shavin' my shoulders
I'm gettin' it all shaved off!

"It's a Fap!"

I hope this season isn't meant to be an intentional move back to comedy. Unless I'm just not familiar with the old comic trope of the protagonist getting beaten up, laughed at by his family, sexually assaulted, dumped and then laughed at by his family again…

#LouiesLifeMatters

Uh, The Simpsons, sir. One of your TV shows from sector 7G. All the recent events of your life have revolved around it in some way.

Put a sock in it, Roy.

They finally found a way to make paintball Koog again!

Stop the press!