He calls Sidney "a cookie full of arsenic," but he's the muthafuckin' baker, yo!

Don't bully me, Abe!

Save the Tiger, Tribute and Mass Appeal, bitches!

(sigh)
Mmmmmm…Marilu Henner then…

We'd really, a lot, appreciate it.

Ken Russell Primer, please.

What about Lou Reed and Get Crazy. It's a deathbed request.

So Secretariat…
isn't Diane Lane's Equus?

underpants?

Don't forget the Billy Martin card when he was manager for the Tigers and he's giving the finger via leaning on a bat.

The Aristocrats!

Kiss an Angel Good Morning
So this song wasn't about Nolan Ryan?

If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

Candice Olsen

Only if the lady in the shower…
Gets stabbed with Anvil's vibrating guitar slide.

Nah. It's gotta be Fred "The Hammer" Williamson.

Leapin' Lizards!

Your winnings, Sir.

Mengele's List

Only if he tells a co-worker who looks like Tony Shaloub that the lady in the dining room wants two starches.