Don't call me Denny, Johnny.

'57 Chevys.

Yes, she's funnier than that barbarian.

Black people go to funerals like this…

His mama's so big she plays hopscotch like this…

Boxcar Bertha does.

You know who was hot when she was younger? Lainie Kazan.

Wok On By

ZARDOZ, bitches!

BOOOOOOIIIIIIIOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOIIIIIIOOOOOIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG!

Still waiting on the 2-disc Black Belt Jones and a two-disc Blacula/Scream Blacula Scream. Each should have two-hour docs on the badness of Jim Kelly and William Marshall.

Uh oh
Bad touch.

Whenever possible, I tell people that I am shocked, SHOCKED…

How does one explain the made for ESPN Pete Rose film HUSTLE?

Joe Franklin raped her.

The Sunchaser with Woody Harrelson in 1996.

Ernest Borgnine & Betty White, bitches!

Tony Curtis in the 70s
That's a rough stretch of work.

Bravo, Sugartits!

Calvin's valentine to Susie
"Susie,
I hate you. Drop dead,
Calvin."