My resolution…
To continue being…Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute (sax music plays)

Ed vs. Mac in Thunderdome
Two things enter…

"Forgive them, Lord, they know not what they've done." Congrats, Jimmy.

Bloody Vikings.

Hey, Ponyo truly loved ham and Sosuke!

Dumbledore, have you been peeking through the Garvin windows again? Now, if you'll excuse me, my daughter is ready for a double bill of Ran and Scenes From A Marriage.

RulerBulon, you forgot to add "…in khaki shorts."

Oh, hi, Hamburglar. How's your sex life?

(Flashes OK sign)

Oh wait… was The Grimace a great big fat person?

Can we see this dog's tags and other right-wing rants.

Cheryl
Cutie.

Doug Jones, bitches!

Sorry, The Postman was last decade.

Stanton was in the godawful Never Talk To Strangers.

Casanova, bitches!

(puts fingers under chin, then points at you)

OH, GOOD FER YOU!!!

Don't bully me, Bobby!

That was where he was the love child of Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Monopoly Guy.