That's what his mother said.

The man is actually not your buddy, guy.

These spoilers are made from PEOPLE!

So there's no hope for…
Hilary in The Cat Cora Story?

He no here. He no here, listen.

From Barcelona
que?

Pining for the Fjords?

By the way, loved your work in Laserblast.

So you're the one who saw that film.

One of the best documentaries
I got to see this film when it opened in a downtown Champaign moviehouse, filled with U of I students rooting for these two guy. Everyone went batshit during the game footage and when they showed their campus (and the shot of the student sleeping under a tree brought down the house).

In The Loop 2: Loopier

Don Most

Vomit My Love Pump.

Don't start with…
Music from the Elder

SJP is Equus.

Ah, Indiana…
Can't buy booze on Sundays, go 30 minutes in any direction away from Indianapolis and it's the location for Boys Don't Cry and now this. Thanks, Hoosier State.

She's So Vain
She probably thinks the lawsuit's about her…

Thanks to Mr. Flay, my co-workers just turned around and are wondering what I'm laughing about. Well done. By the way, Bobby, your wife is hot.

He's also…
The biggest ballbusting judge on The Next Food Network Star. I admit it, I watch TNFNS.

Yes, but he doesn't have Nigella Lawson's rack.