They're pushing a Republican elephant up the stairs…

Stop! In the name of shove…

How about Supercereal?

That's nice
Since everybody hurts…

Indianapolis says quit yer bitchin'!

Come on
A Criterion treatment of Cocksucker Blues, please.

I call it Really Focused Affection.

I'll jump ahead…

Dinkus

Driving Miss Daisy?

Umm…
They fuck up musicals, don't they?

Fred Williamson, Jim Brown, Jim Kelly and Bernie Casey would dongwhip Tyler Perry and all of his sad-ass characters.

Yeah yeah
When's Criterion going to grow a pair and release Black Belt Jones, Three The Hard Way, Lisztomana (and the rest of the Ken Russell filmography) and The African Queen?

Last Man Standing.

MINDHUNTERS!

With penguin leg wound fucking?

The Evil That Men Do
"I'm gonna rattle his cage."

I blame
the folks who saw Rambo and Rocky Balboa. Thanks a lot.

All I wanted a Pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me!

Shamus
was a Burt Reynolds film.