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Fred Garvin
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You wouldn't ask Mr. Bungle that.

I had all these but the patch. I'm not in the picture.

I have heard of them and they're cool.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

In the early 80s, before MST3K, a show out of Detroit called Count Scary aired DVF with the Count and his minion talking over the film's soundtrack. This was a baaaaaaaad film.

How dare this asshole bring up Karloff!

The Misfits
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner
On Golden Pond

Sum-muh-muh bitch!

Four dollars?

Bridges of Madison County

Don't call it a comeback.

and Stephen Baldwin.

Or Baron Von Raschke and that is all the people need to know.

She touched my pepe, Steve.

The Sting 2

Yeah, I didn't want a remake of Bedazzled, but the buffet of Liz costumes…

It's true…

Yeah, what he said. Now…(click) get off my lawn.

Forget giving him a seltzer, he should have an enema!

Just don't get The Vapors.