I often end sentences with "isn't that delightful?"

Kiss my dimpled ass!

No. What was your name before you changed it?

The winner is…spastic colon!

You two…

"He died as he lived…flunking math."

If he's the last known survivor, how can he stalk his prey in the night? He's the last known survivor.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

"Piss off, Postie!"

More Shaft
I'm with you on the Shaft quotes, Kyle. From the first Shaft film, there's the gay bartender who tells Shaft about the woman with the "groovy boobs." The girl who tells Shaft "Close it yourself, Shitty!" Of course, "Where you going?" "I'm going to get laid, where you going (laughs)." At least Mrs. Garvin…

Uhh…Roger & Me was a hit.

But can you say vagina without the quotes?

King of the Hill of Pussy

Any word on when or if Killshot will see the light of day?

Mother Fuck!

No, in Svensurround.

Blart's Big Ripoff

Turner and illegal corn Hooch.

Fistaphobia.

Chorizo and eggs.