When I was five
My dad and I watched The Marx Brothers and Charlie Chaplin films plus Monty Python and the Holy Grail when I was five. I have shown these films to my daughter when she was five and we've been loving them ever since. She earned her Junior Hipster card when she finishes people's sentences with "and two…

Mama died and my daddy got drunk.

A fart?

ZMF Again.

Bikini contest please.

Bikini contest would solve this.

Fart.

DUH-WIGHT!

I also liked him in blood diamond%

Zac got to watch the game with Leo because he said he liked The Beach and Man In The Iron Mask.

Or deny that it ever happened.

First half, yes. If you're smackin' it to the trial, son, you're on our own.

Liberty Bell!

I still root for Detroit teams no matter where I roam. Wherever I live, that city's team I call my red-headed stepteam. I'm happy for them if they do well, but if they play Detroit? Sorry, I'm for Detroit.

Or the brown door.

That's what his mother said (Connery laugh)

Don't forget mother fucking Gator.

Ringo was also The Pope is Lisztomania, which needs a 2-disc special edition DVD release. Warped as hell.

Shares a condo with Annie Leibovitz.

Congratulations. You're the first to survive the audition.